When a woman reclaims her voice with a scream and a smirk, the world listens. And in Lauren Ash’s case, rocks out. Known for her standout role on Superstore, Ash is not just stepping into the music world, she’s kicking the door down with guitar in hand and fire in her lyrics. With her April 18th release “Cool Story, Bro,” she unveils a whole new persona: an unfiltered, unapologetic rockstar blending her acting chops with searing songwriting that hits like a brick through a glass window—cathartic, loud, and so satisfying. Stay tuned to the details of this song below.
“Cool Story, Bro” explodes out of the gate with a gritty, driving guitar riff and tight percussion that scream early-2000s punk rock revival. There’s an infectious pulse from the get-go that perfectly sets the stage for what’s to come. The opening lines, “It’s been two weeks. I’m getting so much sleep. Been doing so much therapy. I’m really digging deep,” hit like a diary entry with a razor edge. These lines open the track with what feels like a journal confession. But within seconds, the simmering sarcasm bubbles up: “I think this break’s been good for me. Can’t wait for you to see. Finally the person you wanted me to be.” That’s when you know Ash didn’t come here to grieve quietly. She came to scorch the earth with wit and wicked vocal flair.
Her vocal performance is a revelation. Her tone shifts simply between scorching sarcasm, bruised vulnerability, and all out fury. She sings with the precision of a seasoned vocalist and the emotive punch of a heartbroken woman who’s finally snapped and is thriving in that unhinged glory. Her delivery is deliberate and theatrical in all the right places, a reflection of her acting background that adds dimension and dynamism to every line. There’s not a single moment where her voice falters. Instead, it rises with rage, dips with disdain, and punches through the speakers with exhilarating honesty.
Few breakup songs dare to go this deep, this dark, or this delightfully deranged. Lauren Ash holds nothing back, offering a lyrical arsenal of well-aimed jabs: “I hope this finds you in pieces. Hope this finds you unwell…, P.S. I hope you die soon.” It’s bold, biting, and sure to divide listeners, but that’s exactly the point. “Cool Story, Bro” isn’t about playing nice. It’s about reclaiming your narrative when the world expects you to cry quietly into a pint of ice cream. This is a scorched-earth goodbye letter that doubles as a personal exorcism.
Musically, the production is slick yet raw, a deliberate balance that captures the chaos of post-breakup emotional spirals. The song’s sound palette is laced with electric guitar snarls, throbbing basslines, and well-timed drum breaks that keeps you on edge in the best way. It’s the kind of song that makes you want to drive too fast with the windows down, scream-sing the lyrics, and maybe even toss your ex’s hoodie onto the freeway.
Now, directed by Justin Alexis of That Good Graphic in Toronto, the accompanying video is a visual fever dream of Lauren Ash’s teenage angst. Shot in Alexis’ studio and sprinkled with nostalgic relics like an N64 console, the video pays homage to the chaos of youth and the comic absurdity of messy breakups. What makes it truly unforgettable? Cameos from seven of her former Superstore castmates, injecting levity and pop culture punch to an otherwise emotionally feral narrative. With scenes that swing between grunge glam and tongue-in-cheek melodrama, Ash leverages her comedic prowess to showcase the most unhinged phase of a breakup. She’s smashing expectations and some personal belongings with stylish defiance and every frame screams: this is personal.
Lauren Ash is not just testing the waters of music—she’s cannonballing in and making waves with the force of someone who’s been waiting to do this all her life. Her bold pivot from sitcom star to riotous rock voice is seamless, electric, and utterly authentic. With “Cool Story, Bro,” she proves she’s not afraid to get ugly, get loud, and get real. And if this is what the beginning of her musical era sounds like, then let’s buckle up, because we’re all in for one hell of a ride.
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